Stories - John Scott G

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The end of the world is just the beginning of a star-crossed adventure that propels two teens to higher realms of existence.

Note 1: This is the newly revised edition (old typos were corrected but now there are probably some new ones).
Note 2: The heroes are young adults, but this is definitely not YA fiction. You have been warned.

Jimmy Ray returns with essays on logic, reason, proportion, and common sense. Probably also some blasphemy and sexual innuendo.

Erotica by Victoria (3rd dose). Fuel for fun. Fire for desire. Contemplation for copulation. Fantasy that might suit your fancy.

Imagine an eight-foot-tall, laboratory-built, homicidal cyborg. Got that? Good. Now, imagine cuddling with her.

Erotica. Victoria (Ms. Sarkozy-Reiss to you) offers Part 2 of her fantasy turn-ons. Best of all, you’re welcome to watch.

Jimmy Ray, the “sultan of snark,” is back with a new collection of jokes, jests, japes, wisecracks, gags, and gallows humor.

Erotica. The rumors are true: Victoria is once again writing about pleasures of the flesh. (1st chapter of a promised sexual saga.)

Survivor of a freakish accident, Alicia lives her life atop a motorized wheelchair she calls “Tee-Em” (Turtle Maserati).

Go behind the scenes of the hit reality TV show, MotM. (Includes an interview with host & screen legend Byron Ravenwood.)

Spirits live with me in my house. I got used to that, but now my girlfriend can see them, and things are getting weird.

A 62-page history of society that mocks history & society. Fully illustrated, extremely sardonic, & completely offensive.

A simple story of a woman, a man, and their dog. Oh, and all the goddamn stuff that threatens to come between them.

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Only try this collection if you enjoy short stories that are evil, eerie, shocking, sinister, and sometimes funny.

Author “Jimmy Ray” mocks everything that’s wrong with movies, sports, music, social interaction, marketing, and more.

Is the homemade bomb built properly? Is the timing device set correctly? And can suicide be called conceptual art?

Join the inmates of notorious Creedmoor Asylum for the Criminally Insane in a series of drug-assisted hypnotic sessions.

Incantations, spells, and jinxes. Curses, conundrums, and calamities. Twisted tales for the doomed and the damned.

Magic realism or magic made real? These bizarre events could not possibly happen. Not here on earth. Or could they?

Egos clash, anarchists attack, and money flows like water during the craziest concert production anyone has ever seen.

Serial killer Joe Fook reveals secrets of his career. Watch him murder dozens of conservatives and other human waste.

The world’s heaviest rock band. See how two mad geniuses blended Bach & bombast, Puccini & pandemonium, Mozart & mayhem.

An animatronic pastor, a political expert from outer space, and teens high on ‘shrooms in a novel of magic realism.

A three-person detective agency investigates an extortion scheme and finds they must battle a crime syndicate.

Four friends, their dreams, their life choices, and their loves. Oh, almost forgot—there are also a couple of murders.

Sex. Bondage. Discipline. Orgasms. JSG, writing as VSR, creates an homage to the “good parts” of The Story of O.

Lucifer’s son on Earth! Result: temptation, tumult, titillation, and terror. Plus: you learn what happens after death.

Adam Truman is charming, but he’s putting a truth serum in the water supply, making him the world’s most dangerous man.

You’ll visit two dozen comedy clubs across America to enjoy calculated craziness that will make you laugh and squirm.

Ian has HPC, and can see through the eyes of others. Working on a case, he sees himself being stalked by the murderer.

Cheryl Price is smart and ruthless as she hacks into bank computer systems to transfer millions to her account.

Short stories about odd, seedy, and comical areas of America. And yes, the part about the panties could be true.

Fantasies, multiple escapes from death, and the final acceptance of one’s place in the universe. Plus, it’s a comedy.

Short stories about love, commitment, righteous homicide, and the Pentagon’s invention of the ultimate weapon.