With a soul as hideous as his face, John Scott G gleefully mocks everything you hold dear. Working with Jimmy Ray (the sultan of snark) and Victoria Sarkozy-Reiss (the empress of erotica), he operates this “freemium literature” site.

Very little needs to be said about Jimmy and Victoria because their rap sheets are a matter of public record.

In addition to the subversive stories here, JSG has written songs with Merle Haggard, DJ Insane, Doug Colosio, Scott Joss, Danielle Egnew, Johnny Harmonic, and James Sotelo, among others. Under the pen name ‘Gerald Laurence,’ Mr. G wrote the private eye novel “One Bang-Up Job” (Berkley Books), the self-help book “The Ego Diet” (Oak Tree Press), and the good parts of the screenplay to “Final Approach” (Trimark Pictures).

JSG quote 1: “I mainline caffeine, disparage anyone who is not me, and write every damn day no matter how many morons whine and complain about it.”

JSG quote 2: “I have heard the voice of god, and her name is Sabine Devieilhe.”

JSG quote 3: “I favor democracy, free love, and the Oxford comma. Those who disagree will be mocked, although I support their right to be wrong.”